Anonymous asked: you're my waifu
does this mean I can have my picture printed on a pillow case
recent upd8’s: I got a job at a liquor store. Very very very thankful to finally have found something. I mean it’s taken so fucking long. Really don’t wanna fuck it up but I keep making stupid mistakes/asking people stupid questions so that I can stop making stupid mistakes.
Anonymous asked: You should do a topless Tuesday
As much as I really don’t think showing your tits on the internet should be a big deal it unfortunately is so I don’t think that’ll be happening.
you know I’m totally cool with being kind of fat so if you could do me a favor and eat a big bowl of your own shit that’d be rad.